My girlfriend asked me where I was last night; I lied and said "I was saving Gotham City; I'm actually Batman". I almost got away with it; if it wasn't for my awesome goatee.

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When your girlfriend is complaining about something stay quiet. Only if you hear her mention the word advice, do you actually give her your advice. Till then shut the fuck up, and nod like the little monkey you are!

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this is strike three already and I have had it. All in a few months an ancient lady reversed into my car, another old lady nearly hit me after failing to see a stop sign and now today me and many other motorists were held up unneccessarily due to another pensioner too terrified to cross the intersection. When she finally did go she nearly caused another accident by drifting in her lane into oncoming traffic!!!! I am all for the policy that after a certain age they need a retest!!!

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Dear istupid/ idiot / pig/rude person that sat next to me in class today , if you are sick first of all stay at home , and if you do decide to come ,please when you sneeze atleast attempt not to spread your fucking germs on everyone around you ... You wou

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Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth.

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Why is it that in peak traffic where everyone is stuck do peoe still find it necessary to swerve between lanes and cut people off?!?! U won't get to your destination quicker you morons!!!!

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Today I was so pissed off at my teacher , she sent me back to my desk , I fell out of anger and sat on the hard metal part on my chair. A strait shot to the anus. Damn that hurt.

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Hate it when you visit a new site and see people reposting things they have seen on other similiar sites. Come on okes... Originality much?

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I just hate the song Big Hoops by Nelly Furtado. Everytime I hear it on the radio I either change stations or switch it off completely. it is so high pitched, it's not music it's just a bunch of noise put together and called a song. How can people make money off this shit?

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I booked picnic baskets for Xmas Day on 13 Dec 2011. Spoke to a lady having gone through the switchboard as when choosing the picnic option left 3 messages - none of which were returned. Was told the baskets were booked that we paid when collecting. Left my email address and cell no. Needless to say when we got there on Xmas Day no basket for us had been ordered. Told we should have had an email - had to pay in advance none of which was conveyed to me by the lady on the telephone. I even asked if by the call was it confirmed to which she replied yes. On the day when we realised we had been given the wrong info and no baskets ordered we were not exactly treated like customers. The entire episode was badly handled from start to finish and I doubt I will ever go back or recommend Spier to anybody again. Three people decided to join us for lunch but realised they would not be able to order the picnic. As one is Lactose and Dairy intolerant they phoned Spoke to Lori Ann who said she would have food available at the deli to ask for her. Surprise surprise when we asked nobody knew who she was "think she works in the hotel" and no effort made to help with this either. Really bad

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