Having nothing better to do with my life - I find myself completing bursary applications for my bosses son - who by the way wants to study engineering - doesn't that require at least some basic form of computer know how?? I mean, if he can't type yet - teach him now!!

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i wish for just one saturday that i could sleep in , have breakfast in bed, maybe watch some tv , just chilll.....but NO i have to fucking work ! FUCK

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Enough said!!!!!

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I managed to get a snoop at my bosses bank accoutn while doing some office payments, just to realize that i earn more then my boss does and he pays my salary...... Food for thought although he runs a business or 2.

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Joburg traffic: A perfectly good reason to say at your desk...and beat your Angry Birds top score a few more times.

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It all started 2 years ago, fresh out of high school and starting my first job as an adult. Little did I know that 2 months later "IT" would start working there. She was the daughter of one of the company's owners (or whatever the bosses were). At first she was comical, saying how she carried the entire workplace on her shoulders so I in a bright flash of genius named her "Atlas" after the huge brute that holds up the world in greek mythology. Now Atlas was a peculiar creature in the sense that her make up was actually paint mixed with cement and layered on with the skill of a builder to keep her face in place.... Atlas didn't have much knowledge but she made up for that by dressing in a way that would make street side hookers blush. She worked for about 10 - 15 minutes a day and the rest of the day was spent browsing the internet, and as a young and inquisitive mind I had to find out what was so important. So one day after Atlas departed, I had a look at her browsing history (call it invasion of privacy if you will I really don't care as she snooped around as well) and what I found disgusted me intensely but I couldn't help but cry with laughter. She was a frequent visitor on a "mail order russian bride" website with a freaking profile and alles!! Among the list was a bunch of adult dating sites as well but the russian bride site nearly killed me. To make a longer story short I and another colleague deduced that she wanted to purchase a bride as a gift for her husband... I mean I have heard of misuse of company internet to watch videos on youtube or go onto facebook but mail order bride sites completely threw me off guard and when the data limit for the month was reached the cow blamed me for using it all on "satanic metal band" searches. Pfft!

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Last week, I had the 'pleasure' of visiting of a hotel from hell in Pretoria. Pity, my stay included sleeping in a room, whose plumbing did not work properly. When my neighbour had a bath, my shower had no water. When I finally had water, I thought I was in Iceland, the water was freezing! Dinner was delicious when it had arrived, though it took an hour an a half to get there..... And then they had a cheek to charge us extra too nogal! Oi! Breakfast was the worst - not eating pork, I requested a substitute. I can understand the first day, but the 2nd, 3rd and 4th morning? Asked the question every morning, but alas...... So I had an egg and tomato, but the price remains the same! The last morning, though breakfast starts at 7am, was not ready, and though I had to pay for it, I had to leave without eating.... So, room was freezing... Plumbing didn't work.... An electric box that buzzed me awake at 4:45 am.... No friendly service....... And being kicked out of the lounge and fireplace for another function.... I SERI'AASLY want to COMPLAYN! The Willows in Pretoria YOU are the Hotel from Hell!!!!!!

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Being told that you have been selected to go on your first company business trip, with business class tickets to go to China, then posting it on facebook to share with your friends, only to find out that the trip has been cancelled with out your employer notifying you... super lame

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Dumbass people always wanting all the power in the company, you fucking samoosa, just because you a director, think you are the bees knees, get a grip, you can't do shit without your employees like us, we work hard, honest, and all you do is exploit us! Fucking Prick!!

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When someone tries to settle an argument by saying "everyone is entitled to an opinion" and you want to scream in their face: "you're an idiot and your opinion is worthless, even if you are entitled to hold it!"

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