So having a deep meaningful convo with my boyfriend the other night when he decides NOW (not when we first met) is the right time to tell me that he likes having sex with guys too! Good bye boys nights! Now i not only have to watch my back with other woman, but with men too!
. Today I walked past some girls and heard the giggle , obviously I though they were laughing out of shyness because of my awesome swagger , that was not the case ... Turns out having tomato sauce on my white shirt was what gave them the giggles ... Wow
I was driving last Saturday when the cops pulled me over and breathalysed me. I blew a 0.00 and they didn't believe me so they fucking made me retake it 3 times and then they still got another breathalyser to do it a 4th time before they gave up. try cat
i was sitting in my lecture keeping a seat for my friend when some chick just comes and sits in it. i asked her politely to leave as i am saving that seat for my friend coming in 2 minutes as he went to the bathroom. and she basically told me to fuck off with her eyes and refused to get up. i was then forced to sit next to here for 2 hours.... worst person in the fucking world
its amazing how when i decide to drive, so does every person over 70, truck, bus, pikitup truck, bakkie with 7 workers at the back and those fucking motorbikes with the box at the back!!
Ok so it's bad enough when your girlfriend cheats on you but I felt like quite a fuck up when I found out my now ex girlfriend cheated on my with a midget that is as tall as my hip... Just to put the icing on the cake, he has no arms or knees. Just hands sticking out of where his arms should be and he walks like a penguin. Look I know I'm not perfect and shit happens but I still can't get over that story.
My specialists Receptionist called me today and accused me of trying to make the doctor do illegal things by me demanding he pay for my meds. If thats the case; i think i need a psyche ward instead of a normal ENT.
Ok so this is what happened. A friend of mine was walking down the road and this old lady drives up to him in a Opel and asked him where the old age home was. he said that he didnt know so the lady asked for his phone to send a please call me. he gave her the phone so that she could send a please call me but as soon as she got his phone, she drove off..... WTF
Timeline has to be the worst thing to come out of facebook!!! Besides it being SUPER complicated, why the F**K would I want to be reminded about the shocking, lame, embarrassing and imature things I put up on the internet years ago?!
all these people on this site are being SOUR , get some real complaints, like for instance this weekend my girlfriend made me cut my mullet off.. i lost a part of my soul! It will grow back and it will be longer than ever!!
Just saw some students complaining about the fact that they are disadvantaged because they don't have laptops and ipads, I think the correct complaint would be that they are disadvantaged because the plain and simply don't have brains! People are idiots!
Seriously, this sight is awesome but 'Swaghater' needs to stop taking annoying instances of google and slapping them here on this website. His 'complaints' are straight off the internet and I think the last time i heard them was in grade 9...no kidding... That's my complaynt.