HOME
FAQ
TOP COMPLAYNTS
TOP SWEET
TOP SOUR
TOP COMPLAYNERS
RANDOM COMPLAYNTS
CONTACT
NEWSROOM
ABOUT
Go
Social Networking
Category
Show All Categories
37
Tags
Hide tags
Feeds


  • Sorry For the long wait!! Winners of the Apple Prizes will be anounced next week! Final calculations are being Done!!
    19th October 2012 9:09


  • WIN A BRAND NEW IPAD FOR FREE!!! IF YOU DONT HAVE AN IPAD-->http://www.complayn.com/competition.php A FREE IPAD!! GO NOW GET YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE YOUR COMPLAYNT!!


    Competition
    www.complayn.com
    First Prize: Person to get the most sweet or sour ratings on a single complaynt over by the 1st of Septmber 2012, will win a new iPad !
    6th August 2012 18:18


  • WIN A BRAND NEW IPAD FOR FREE!!! IF YOU DONT HAVE AN IPAD-->http://www.complayn.com/competition.php A FREE IPAD!! GO NOW GET YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE YOUR COMPLAYNT!!


    Competition
    www.complayn.com
    First Prize: Person to get the most sweet or sour ratings on a single complaynt over by the 1st of Septmber 2012, will win a new iPad !
    4th August 2012 18:18




  • 24th July 2012 10:10




  • 11th March 2012 21:21

P.T.T.F
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment People
10
0
Is it just me or are some of the idiots on this very site, in a very big need of a P T T F! PUNCH TO THE FACE!
Earphone Malfunction
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment People
10
0
So i was flying back from Joburg to Cape Town which is a boring 2 hour flight. I always watch movies on my laptop and had bought new headphones that day at the airport. So we take off and I pull my laptop out and the new earphones. I put my earphones in and put on How I met your Mother and hit play. But the sound is so soft. Now me...being an idiot, thinks its the new earphones so i put the volume up on full and yay i could hear. About 2 minutes later the women next to me turns and gives me this look like I had killed someone. Little did I know I hadn't plugged the earphones in properly and I was playing How I met Your Mother for the whole plane. I wanted to die and to top it off i had already pissed off the guy sitting in front of me by sitting in his seat.
You know it to be true!!!
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
2
3
People who drive BMW's.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................that's all.
The way people mindf*ck
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
2
10
This one guy mindf*cks me and everybodies laughing. Once everybody stops, you figure it out and youre like :"ohh, haha." Then an akward silence. Wtf?
Baby on Board!? Seriously...Learn to drive Momma!
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
5
0
OK so it's one thing when some idiot turns in front of me from a side street when seeing that I would need to slow down because they could not obey road rules! But what really get my back up is when that person has one of those "Baby On Board" stickers... Seriously? Should the "Baby on Board" person not be more careful and look before cutting in front of oncoming traffic? I swear it makes me wanna drive faster and ram them!
Tomato soup
Jul 9th , 2012 0 Comment Love
10
5
tonight was a disaster , i was wearing my R900 white shirt , i ordered tomato soup , and soilled it all on my shirt...fuck...oh and i forgot to mention i was on a date with a super hot chic...PROBABLY FOR THE LAST TIME :(
Danger's of everyday life
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
0
4
Taxi drivers... super lame
the BOSS that stole X-Mass
Sep 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
1
0
yes..you read right...my boss stole X-Mass. he decided that our office will not shut down for the festive season this year..what a &@#$ he said we can take our leave, BUT (yes there is more) NOT over the X-mass period!!! BUT wait there is STILL more!!! he is going back to China in Feb to celebrate Chinese NYE...guess that's what u get for working with Chinese (so not being racist, just stating the obvious) Well I sure hope they dont mind me showing up late for work and I might even push it as far as showing up p!ssed LOL why not t'is the season :) A-hole
Time for you to get a watch
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
26
4
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
Those camping trips...
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
11
4
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Steers IS KING
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Food
2
4
When I ordered my R10 burgers I understood that the branch staff were under incredible pressure and agreed to come back TWO HOURS later to pick up my food. At the time that I ordered I was assured that there were enough rib burgers, just a long wait. When I was eventually handed my food I found that I had been given Rave burgers because there was no stock left of the rib. I had no choice but to accept this and when I got home I found that the burgers were inedible. All I got was a dry bun with an even drier patty. That's it. I am absolutely disgusted that I wasted my time to be given inedible food. I definitely wont be craving Steers again for a very long time. The experience and the food have left a very bad taste.
Strikes...
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Money
2
2
Strikes are overrated and people don't think of the long term effect.it's all good.STRIKE FOR YOUR RIGHTS,watch how economy falls behind.after all YOU..(who striked for more money)..is going to eventually LOSE YOUR JOB.then you can forget about looking after your many men/women,kids and dogs. (JUST SAYIN')
Imaginary Parents
Jul 12th , 2012 1 Comment Miscellaneous
39
3
Why do people wish their parents on BBM or Facebook happy birthday when they don't even have them as contacts? Attention seeking much?
Never cleaning my car again
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
4
1
Yesterday I washed my car, so clean so new looking.... Until a bird took the biggest shit of his life on my window... After that I proceeded to put the window wipers on.. Big big mistake... I'm at work now I have to clean this car in my suit... FUCK!
BANKS
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
6
1
BANKS:NEDBANK,ABSA,STANDARD BANK EVEN THE IMAGINARY '*@BANK' WHERE STEVE WORKS, ALL OF THEM. ARE LIFE SUCKING VAMPIRES WHO MUST BE STAKED IN THE HEART BEFORE THEY SUCK ALL THE MONEY OUT OF OUR ALREADY BLEEDING MEASLY INCOMES. ITS REALLY RIDICULOUS.
When people don't tell you what you need to hear
Jul 10th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
1
7
Dig it when you on the phone to public service, or a friend on FB and you need information, and then they just pass the buck (PTB)
Facebook saves lives
Jul 19th , 2012 0 Comment Health
7
17
I actually hate it when I get a request or get sent a message to"save someone's life" ! are these people dumb enough to think that a thousand likes are going to save someone ?? Medicine saves lives , doctors saves lives, not facebook !! why are you people so foolish?
Madiba's Birthday
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
14
2
Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend forgot it, even though she had a status dedicated to madiba... How do I know this? Cause my "cake" was a fucking peanut butter sandwIch with a candle in the middle ... Honestly what the fuck is this shit?!
Snow
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
13
4
The snow is nice and everything.... but it just fd up my trip to Durbs....Cant even drive from JHB -DBN, Roads closed
People driving liike morons
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
2
5
it is actually so amazing how damn shit people are at driving... i get so angry in the morning and it fucks my whole day up! i just want a bazooka so i can blow those stupid idiot drivers up! kaboom
 
1
 2 
 3 
 4 
 5 
 6 
 7 
 8 
 ... 
 17 
Next
Help | FAQ | Privacy Policy
Copyright © 2012 - Complayn.com
Another proud development by Thought Inc