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  • Sorry For the long wait!! Winners of the Apple Prizes will be anounced next week! Final calculations are being Done!!
    19th October 2012 9:09


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Frodo baggins
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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My girlfriend decided not to straighten her hair today.. when we rocked up to chill with my friends they started laughing at her , saying she looks like Frodo Baggings...the joke didnt stop!t They wont stop dissing me about it! how the hell am i supposed to keep dating this chick?! when i see Frodo now when i look at her? fuck
Bending Photo's
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Why do people say, take a look at this photo from when I was younger? Every photo is from when you were younger. If it wasn't, you've beaten every scientist who ever lived.
Uroused while taking a dump.
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When you wake up in the morning and in desperate need to take a shit , and you sit on the think tank trying to relieve yourself , and zzzzing some morning glory shows up. And without noticing because you're so tired you piss all over your fucking face.
Cement for dinner anyone??
Jul 30th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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I told my dad i was feeling sad because I had so much work to do. he told me to drink a cup of cement and harden the fuck up... :/
McFail Olympics
Aug 6th , 2012 0 Comment Sports
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McDonalds being the official sponsor of the olympics is like Marlborough being the official medicine of cancer
What's on your mind?
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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When you are on the verge of figuring out the meaning of life; and then your girlfriend asks "What are you thinking about?"
First world problems
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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I hate it when you get home from a long day and you are just about to watch a movie and you get so comfortable, and then you need to take a dump...
lava coffee
Jul 10th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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Why is it that people in South Africa give you Cup of coffee that burns your tongue off? I can literally not feel my tongue. I mean fuck do people actually enjoy this shit?
Online dating let down
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Love
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If it wasnt hard enough to pick up a girl in south africa, I was let down by experimenting with online dating. I was literally on the site for two weeks and managed to organise one date, only to find out that the girl was using online dating to write a blog, which she then told me I was part of.... super lame
Standard Bank Secunda
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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You suck ass!!!
update your website!
Sep 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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If your competion date is closed.... delete it from your webgape... or at least post who the winner was! ***@Complayn ;)
Post Jol - Reaping what we sewed
Jul 20th , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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A night of great festivity was had, celebrating a good friends 21st Birthday, dipping into Sambuca shots upon entry, Strawpedo's as a booster and Caste Lite to keep the hand busy through out the night. This morning: my head is sore & my poo is green.
Comparison is The Thief of Joy
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When you compare your Complayn stats to the asshole on the top and wish you could spit better game.
Ah kill me now
Aug 4th , 2012 1 Comment Miscellaneous
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That moment hen you wave back at someone who's not waving at you.....
Borrowing...
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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When someone asks, can I borrow a piece of paper? Are you going to give it back?
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HERE?
Aug 3rd , 2012 3 Comment Food
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To see how many people are actually on this site. Rate this sweet and let's tally up the votes! Let's get this website pumping with traffic. Such a great idea!! <3
Sun Burnt today!? today?!!! really??? REALLY??
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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How is it possible, that on the coldest day of this winter in JHB , that i got sun burnt? i mean really! how does this happen ... i look fucking ridiculous!! FUCK YOU SUN! My face is on fire!!
Swag Idiot
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Kids
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Hey idiot boy... Wait what's that? Oh you have a lot of swag? .. Shit that's going to be very helpful in supporting your family one day! MORON
Holding farts in
Jul 10th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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I am consuming high amounts of protein, I work in an open plan office, I'm holding in more farts than British border.
COVER UP
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!
 
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