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Leb Parents
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Kids
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Having Lebanese parents is like having an old wife, Constant moaning and COMPLAYNing!
Party Cancellations and non-shows
Aug 22nd , 2012 1 Comment Partying
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I would like to know how you cancel on a party you have confirmed for, 4 months before the date. And not to talk about the people that just didn't show without notice. I organised a party for my hubbie's birthday, made it real special and spent a lot of money on it. Especially the venue and food, taking the guests into consideration. Hmmm, how do people just not care about things like that. I am seriously dissappointed.What do you think would happen if people get charged for cancelling or not showing??? A practice I would very much like to introduce!!!
PUNCH TO THE FACE ( PTTF)
Aug 4th , 2012 0 Comment People
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im starting a new moment in life ,its called the " PUNCH TO THE FACE" moment! basically when people are being stupid , or doing something stupid or just any wtf moment = PUNCH TO THE FACE ... P T T F
poepe in die kantoor.
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment People
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When people fart in my radius and i have to eat it up. #hatepeople
Moving Forward
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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Reconnected with my ex girlfriend after 6 weeks after a clean breakup. Told me she banged some predictable human while apart. #sad
Fail at life
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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That "I fail at life" moment when you're trying to pull up the covers and you punch yourself in the face.
twilight shit
Jul 28th , 2012 1 Comment Love
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Oh the chick from that SHIT movie twilight cheated on that guy from that SHIT movie twilight? Please inform me ..... WHO GIVES A FUCK?
COVER UP
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!
Sun Burnt today!? today?!!! really??? REALLY??
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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How is it possible, that on the coldest day of this winter in JHB , that i got sun burnt? i mean really! how does this happen ... i look fucking ridiculous!! FUCK YOU SUN! My face is on fire!!
Diet....DESTROYED
Aug 3rd , 2012 1 Comment Health
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i hate it when for the whole week, i stick to my diet so damn strictly, nothing bad for me goes into my mouth...and then i just have one Dorito...and BOOOOOM.. i eat the whole pack, and start eating sweets, and just fucking killing all i've worked for!!!
50 shades of oh my f*ck i nearly threw up
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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This morning a picked up my mom's kindle,i read the first line and it read something like, he removed his penis from her vagina and slipped the condom off..WTF?i nearly threw up...why the fuck does she have 50 shades of grey? she might aswell be watching
same outfit
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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There are very few things as bad as when someone is wearing the same outfit as you at a party... you smile at them but both of you know you actually want to rip the other person's clothes off..not in a seductive way but in an aggressive " i am gonna kill
BANKS
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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BANKS:NEDBANK,ABSA,STANDARD BANK EVEN THE IMAGINARY '*@BANK' WHERE STEVE WORKS, ALL OF THEM. ARE LIFE SUCKING VAMPIRES WHO MUST BE STAKED IN THE HEART BEFORE THEY SUCK ALL THE MONEY OUT OF OUR ALREADY BLEEDING MEASLY INCOMES. ITS REALLY RIDICULOUS.
Snail Drivers
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment People
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Doesn't snail drivers just get on your nerves??? Has anyone heard the story of the person who got so annoyed here in Cape Town that he beat a person to death with a hockey stick on Ou Kaapse Weg? Click on the post to comment. Share your story... (Who's done something like this?)
GOVERNMENT IN GENERAL
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Its amazing that they take your taxes, take your blood but havent dont a single thing to increase the well being of many South Africans. But, we are always going to sit back and not do anything. But, i suppose thats what you can expect from savages...
girlfriend'scousin
Jul 22nd , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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that moment when you keep lookin at a HOT girl then smiling & she smiles back, then you approach her with all the confidence in the world!!!! 1st thing out of her mouth is, "wher is ma cousin?" referring to YOUR girlfriend!!!
was happy.
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
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There I was, just chilling, minding my own business when I'm reminded about the iPad shaped void that exists in my life. Thanks PJ, prick.
The truth about Facebook relationship updates
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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If I wanted to know how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, I would ask you. The only relationship update I need is your rating of a new sexual position that you tried. E.g. "My God, she did a handstand during a reverse cowgirl... AMAZING!"
Exam times
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Who the fuck invented a "past paper" it's bad enough that I have to write an exam worth 150 marks , now I have to , in the space of a week , write 2 two-hundred mark papers.
I told you so's
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment People
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Why can we never say I TOLD you so in the moment you proved someone wrong???? It would feel so good if we could
 
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