My girlfriend decided not to straighten her hair today.. when we rocked up to chill with my friends they started laughing at her , saying she looks like Frodo Baggings...the joke didnt stop!t They wont stop dissing me about it! how the hell am i supposed to keep dating this chick?! when i see Frodo now when i look at her? fuck
When you wake up in the morning and in desperate need to take a shit , and you sit on the think tank trying to relieve yourself , and zzzzing some morning glory shows up. And without noticing because you're so tired you piss all over your fucking face.
If it wasnt hard enough to pick up a girl in south africa, I was let down by experimenting with online dating. I was literally on the site for two weeks and managed to organise one date, only to find out that the girl was using online dating to write a blog, which she then told me I was part of.... super lame
A night of great festivity was had, celebrating a good friends 21st Birthday, dipping into Sambuca shots upon entry, Strawpedo's as a booster and Caste Lite to keep the hand busy through out the night.
This morning: my head is sore & my poo is green.
My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!