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Turbulent Farts
Jul 13th , 2012 2 Comment Health
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After a night out, laced with spirits, beers and cigarette toxins: the following morning has a tendancy to be terribly smelly. I literally can't even tolerate the smell of my own queefs.
Snow
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
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The snow is nice and everything.... but it just fd up my trip to Durbs....Cant even drive from JHB -DBN, Roads closed
instagram
Aug 26th , 2012 0 Comment People
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Instagram... making peoples' lives look better since 2012!
ex-collegues - beware its a story... (Part 1)
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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It all started 2 years ago, fresh out of high school and starting my first job as an adult. Little did I know that 2 months later "IT" would start working there. She was the daughter of one of the company's owners (or whatever the bosses were). At first she was comical, saying how she carried the entire workplace on her shoulders so I in a bright flash of genius named her "Atlas" after the huge brute that holds up the world in greek mythology. Now Atlas was a peculiar creature in the sense that her make up was actually paint mixed with cement and layered on with the skill of a builder to keep her face in place.... Atlas didn't have much knowledge but she made up for that by dressing in a way that would make street side hookers blush. She worked for about 10 - 15 minutes a day and the rest of the day was spent browsing the internet, and as a young and inquisitive mind I had to find out what was so important. So one day after Atlas departed, I had a look at her browsing history (call it invasion of privacy if you will I really don't care as she snooped around as well) and what I found disgusted me intensely but I couldn't help but cry with laughter. She was a frequent visitor on a "mail order russian bride" website with a freaking profile and alles!! Among the list was a bunch of adult dating sites as well but the russian bride site nearly killed me. To make a longer story short I and another colleague deduced that she wanted to purchase a bride as a gift for her husband... I mean I have heard of misuse of company internet to watch videos on youtube or go onto facebook but mail order bride sites completely threw me off guard and when the data limit for the month was reached the cow blamed me for using it all on "satanic metal band" searches. Pfft!
Those days
Jul 26th , 2012 0 Comment University
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Those days where you wake up and the rain is pissing like crazy, your lecturer decides to hae a spot test, every lecturer you have that day warns you of a looming assignment... ALL DUE ON THE SAME DAY! and then to top it off, you have to spend 7 hours looking for a new digs... These days should be banned!
SA Taxies
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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What's wrong with this picture.....absolutely nothing. Keep the freaken Taxies in the bush!
was happy.
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
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There I was, just chilling, minding my own business when I'm reminded about the iPad shaped void that exists in my life. Thanks PJ, prick.
Yolo
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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People who use YOLO as an excuse to ruin their lives. fuck them
Spier Hotel - Untrained Staff
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Health
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I booked picnic baskets for Xmas Day on 13 Dec 2011. Spoke to a lady having gone through the switchboard as when choosing the picnic option left 3 messages - none of which were returned. Was told the baskets were booked that we paid when collecting. Left my email address and cell no. Needless to say when we got there on Xmas Day no basket for us had been ordered. Told we should have had an email - had to pay in advance none of which was conveyed to me by the lady on the telephone. I even asked if by the call was it confirmed to which she replied yes. On the day when we realised we had been given the wrong info and no baskets ordered we were not exactly treated like customers. The entire episode was badly handled from start to finish and I doubt I will ever go back or recommend Spier to anybody again. Three people decided to join us for lunch but realised they would not be able to order the picnic. As one is Lactose and Dairy intolerant they phoned Spoke to Lori Ann who said she would have food available at the deli to ask for her. Surprise surprise when we asked nobody knew who she was "think she works in the hotel" and no effort made to help with this either. Really bad
i want to live another planet
Jul 27th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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I dont know how many there are that are like me, but ever so often i am so extremely dissapointed by the human race.. i just wish i could go live on another planet , or even better ,send all these idiots to another planet, and possibly launch nuclear missiles at them ! booooooom shaka lakaaaaaa
GOVERNMENT IN GENERAL
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Its amazing that they take your taxes, take your blood but havent dont a single thing to increase the well being of many South Africans. But, we are always going to sit back and not do anything. But, i suppose thats what you can expect from savages...
mullet no more
Jul 23rd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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all these people on this site are being SOUR , get some real complaints, like for instance this weekend my girlfriend made me cut my mullet off.. i lost a part of my soul! It will grow back and it will be longer than ever!!
Moto Technik Sucks!
Aug 21st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Please people do not take your BMW"s or Mini Cooper's to these " bunch of thieves " They are called Moto Technik and are based in the south just off Columbine behind the Total Garage. They will charge you for parts they never supply,when you do have a problem they resort to sending you a template letter from their so called attorneys office to shut you up! Spent 12K on a major service,breaks started grinding and the owner says he needs to now claim for new break pads,and i should fit the bill for new front disks which in my option resulted in low break pads that were charged for but never supplied in the first place! Be warned people,do not take your cars to these crabs!
Technology
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Surely with all the technology now days, especially touch screen phones, theycould make one that responds to cold fingers
Found it!
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
Whyyyyy
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
The one that fell off the wheel!
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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What's the deal with chick friends? Fuck they drive me nuts. Block me on facebook, delete me off BBM then realise that you can't see what I'm doing/snoop and voila, suddenly I'm no longer blocked!!! Grow a pair Bitch!
COVER UP
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!
Girlfriends and advice
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Love
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When your girlfriend is complaining about something stay quiet. Only if you hear her mention the word advice, do you actually give her your advice. Till then shut the fuck up, and nod like the little monkey you are!
MAYBE YOU NO LIKE BOSS SO MUCH?
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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When in all your emails to boss you always type: 'bitch' instead of 'beach' 'Witch' instead of 'Which' 'Die' instead of 'Dye' 'Corpse' instead of 'Cops' or 'You WITCH! You are a real BITCH! Hope you DIE and your CORPSE rots in hell' instead of 'Hi'
 
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