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No socks left
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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dunno what Im gonna wear tomorrow, coz of what ive been doing at night lately...
Exam times
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Who the fuck invented a "past paper" it's bad enough that I have to write an exam worth 150 marks , now I have to , in the space of a week , write 2 two-hundred mark papers.
waking up to disaster
Jul 10th , 2012 1 Comment Love
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oh fuck , this is awkward last night I was flirting with 2 chicks one hot and one not... I woke up with the latter.. Fuck I'm so disappointed..however it doesnt matter i still got lucky1
Because...
Sep 4th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Im so tired of people needing a reason for doing everything in their lives. Do it because you want to. Because its fun. Because it makes you happy.
another sad stormer fan
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Sports
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thought I would be that great boyfriend, so I gave my tickets to the stormers game to my mates and went to a fund raiser, that my lady wanted to go to. I did this coz I was so confident that the stormers would win and I would simply just go to the final. fail.
driving in Joburg
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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driving in Joburg each day has resulted in my middle fingers looking like tiny bodybuilders...they get a lot of exercise...
Unrealistic video games
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Just noticed that on a certain war video game , it takes one shot in the leg to kill a human , but it takes eight to crack a window
L'esprit D'escalier
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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You know that feeling you get, when walking away from a verbal joust with a friend or/family person, and you think to yourself, "dammit: I should have said that (the ideal repartee)!" It's like the smallest form of regret! haha
shut the fuck up
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment People
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people who think that their opinion cant be wrong. for fucks sake, your opinion can be wrong you fucking retard!
Sick people in class
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment University
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Dear istupid/ idiot / pig/rude person that sat next to me in class today , if you are sick first of all stay at home , and if you do decide to come ,please when you sneeze atleast attempt not to spread your fucking germs on everyone around you ... You wou
ITS THE WEEKEND BABY
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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tuesdays shld b eliminated 4rm d days of the week...they dnt serve any meaninful purpose except 2 annoy!!! mondays, start of a new week. wed. mid week. thur.quater 2 weekend & obviously, fri,sat & sun, Gareth Cliff....so tel me why d f do we hav TUESDAYS?
Turbulent Farts
Jul 13th , 2012 2 Comment Health
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After a night out, laced with spirits, beers and cigarette toxins: the following morning has a tendancy to be terribly smelly. I literally can't even tolerate the smell of my own queefs.
the BOSS that stole X-Mass
Sep 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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yes..you read right...my boss stole X-Mass. he decided that our office will not shut down for the festive season this year..what a &@#$ he said we can take our leave, BUT (yes there is more) NOT over the X-mass period!!! BUT wait there is STILL more!!! he is going back to China in Feb to celebrate Chinese NYE...guess that's what u get for working with Chinese (so not being racist, just stating the obvious) Well I sure hope they dont mind me showing up late for work and I might even push it as far as showing up p!ssed LOL why not t'is the season :) A-hole
"This used to be a fun house..."
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Enough said!!!!!
I'm not learning
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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I'm done learning new things until someone can prove to me that we won't have Google forever.
freezing my balls off
Jul 10th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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. It is so cold today I am struggling to feel my genitals!
Just one more please
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Lookig at the time 2:43am....And thinking to yourself.....there is time for just one more episode....
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Fire our corrupt fat politicians
Pot holes
Jul 19th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Today I drove into a pothole , it felt like my car broke and was going to explode... These days there are so many holes in the road, it's like you are driving on the South African Education system!
Car Seats
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Okay, I know that it is of utmost importance to put your child in a car seat. But DO NOT PREACH and BITCH about those around you not putting their precious bundles into their seats and then post a pic of your Daughter on Facebook not properly retrained and then promptly say "guess who had a good day!" Didn't anyone tell you it's not good to drive and operate a Cellphone at the same time?
 
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