Ok so it's bad enough when your girlfriend cheats on you but I felt like quite a fuck up when I found out my now ex girlfriend cheated on my with a midget that is as tall as my hip... Just to put the icing on the cake, he has no arms or knees. Just hands sticking out of where his arms should be and he walks like a penguin. Look I know I'm not perfect and shit happens but I still can't get over that story.
OK so it's one thing when some idiot turns in front of me from a side street when seeing that I would need to slow down because they could not obey road rules! But what really get my back up is when that person has one of those "Baby On Board" stickers... Seriously? Should the "Baby on Board" person not be more careful and look before cutting in front of oncoming traffic? I swear it makes me wanna drive faster and ram them!
When you wake up in the morning and in desperate need to take a shit , and you sit on the think tank trying to relieve yourself , and zzzzing some morning glory shows up. And without noticing because you're so tired you piss all over your fucking face.
I hate people that are from South Africa that support soccer teams when they don't even support local sports of our country. To add to this fact the people that I know supporting ManU and all these other teams don't even play sports themselves. WTF
So having a deep meaningful convo with my boyfriend the other night when he decides NOW (not when we first met) is the right time to tell me that he likes having sex with guys too! Good bye boys nights! Now i not only have to watch my back with other woman, but with men too!
Why is it that some people feel obliged to argue? Even though they have no knowledge about the subject? Here is a tip for all of you idiots who do this... DO NOT DO IT!!! You are just confirming your stupidty to the other party!
Timeline has to be the worst thing to come out of facebook!!! Besides it being SUPER complicated, why the F**K would I want to be reminded about the shocking, lame, embarrassing and imature things I put up on the internet years ago?!